Dumpstering Part 4

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So to answer all the people with whom I've argued with in the past about the safety of dumpstering; I finally came across a very real way that dumpstering could seriously hurt and/or kill you; today at my midwifery school, we where practicing doing intections on grapefruits...we loaded these puppies up with so much pictocin and epinephrine that if someone ate one, I'm sure they'd go almost immediately into antiflaxtic shock and probably die...shivers went up my spine when I thought of some of my dumpster-happy friends getting all excited to find 16 or so great looking grapefruits and then ending up dead because they didn't realize they where full of drugs. Smartly enough, my teacher had us draw big black Xs in sharpies on the grapefruit before throwing them away; I'm hoping anyone who dumpstered a grapefruit with big black Xs all over it would be smart enough not to eat it; but still I worry. Plus, you probably wouldn't dumpster behind a midwifery `college in the first place, but you never know. I'm going to post a warning on the freegan.com website; but also, I wanted to admit to the progressiveu community that, yeah, there is at least one way you could really get fucked up dumpstering, and that would be to bite into a grapefruit I'd injected four times with different artifical hormones.

Love ya (be cautious dumpsterers...)
Carrot

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