I'M GOING TO COLLEGE.

Just a funny blog about me, going to college, no politics or issues…just me, going to college! Who else is pumped !!! ANYONE? I AM!

I am psyched like the cat lady going to the pet store! I’ve worked my butt off the last four years to get to this point. Not to mention that the height of my high school was as useless as a lock on a screen door and I’m ready to leave. Alright, maybe not useless, useless might be the wrong wording to put to such a pit o darkness, but you know how everyone says “suffering makes you grow” and “learn from the bad” it’s all cliché but true. So I guess learning experience is better, a learning experience that scores a level 17 in the inferno. You all know the level, the one where your Tripp pants get caught on some chicks Punked out book bag, and no matter how hard you yell “Hey dude, I’m stuck on your book bag,” she just keeps talking to her friend about the next episode of Heroes. And you get dragged down the hall all the way past the graffiti box plot and Spanish rooms and into the English wing. Yeah, you all know that one.

Alright…

Maybe it wasn’t all that bad.

There were some good times, like the day my friend went out on caucus day across from the Clinton groupies on JFK road, dressed as V from V for Vendetta. He waved a sign around that said, “Vote for V.” He’s now my hero. I don’t know, High school was survivable. But I’m ready to leave. I need a fresh start with a fresh brain. I also need a white board to hang on my door.