My Ding-a-ling is bigger than your ding-a-ling!!!

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This blog is just about the euphemisms that we use for genitalia

These euphemisms crack me up. They make me laugh. It is somewhat funny to me that people cannot say penis and vagina. Is it taboo to say those words or is it pure ignorance that we use the “code words”

Penis “Code words”
1. Dick
2. Cock
3. Ding-a-ling
4. Peewo
5. Fireman
6. Woody
7. Water hose
8. Magic stick
9. Little man
10. Slugger

Vagina “code words”
1. Pussy
2. Cunt
3. Candyland
4. Mound
5. Bush
6. Kitty Kat
7. Pookie
8. Punani
9. Va jay jay
10. Twat
11. Kooch or Coochie (Ashestree)

Codewords for both
1. Privates
2. Stuff

These are just a few. Grow up and use the real words!!! Things like this are funny like I have been saying but we do need to grow up and become mature enough to use the real words and to acknowledge that girls have vaginas and boys have penises.

TiffanySouthall's picture

Some of those words I never heard of but you silly!
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Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

I have heard most of these. Others i asked other people for.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK

future_gaurd's picture

People nowadays make up words to usually speak in code, or play on words. In another instance, someone popular may have used one of those words and it caught on with others. In my opinion, just call them what they are, penis and vagina. The other words are too raw, but then again, most small kids already know what penis and vagina mean. So, the best thing to do is to not talk about them at all.

Georgi3

Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

We should talk about our anatomy at all?

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK

Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

I don't see why we should "not talk about them at all". Should we not talk about our arms at all, too? They're body parts, just like every other part of our anatomy. There's no reason to be all shy about them.
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truelife90's picture
Volunteer for the Progressive U Alumni Association

Most kids don't even know what penis and vagina mean, but they use a lot of code words. Why do we even need the codes? We all know what they are and we have it! I don't even see the point of using the word unless you're having a sex education class or something.

Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

"I don't even see the point of using the word unless you're having a sex education class or something."

Are you saying we shouldnt talk about vaginas or penises at all?

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK

AshesTree's picture
Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

You forgot "Winky" and "Privates" lol I agree 100%
Oh yeah and "Kooch"
"I am a Stephens Woman."

Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

I did forget the other ones

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK

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