Depending on your criteria and definition of a country, the current count of the number of countries that currently exist can range anywhere from 189 to 266 ...so I'd say that as long as we aren't closing our borders to illegal aliens and thus making it easy for terrorists to sneak in...we might as well find a place to add those 189 to 266 stars to our flag...or better yet, replace our flag with the U.N. flag. Then we can:
-Have everyone start learning to speak/translate Spanish, Arabic, and whatever other languages that would need to be learned to assimilate TO them.
-Be prepared to convert or die as we allow more and more terrorists into the world's new student-union-esque country called...The United Nations of America...our motto: "The United Nations of America: Where all nations can meet to do what they please, and where terrorists are free to kill Christians, Jews, and anyone else who will not bow down in the direction of Mecca…if the terrorists don’t kill ya, the diseases will!"
-Get ready to dish out the tax dollars for medical bills and welfare checks to people who would have been considered illegal aliens. Watch as hospitals overfill and refrigerator boxes are stolen to make new homes.
-Since an estimated 8,000 illegal aliens cross the Mexico-U.S. border everyday...we can expect an even higher number of friends to join us after becoming the United Nations of America.
-We can prepare for the spread of diseases that will stroll on in unchecked everyday.
-We can get rid of our current president because we will be under control of the U.N. and I'm sure the peaceful liberals and misunderstood terrorists would love to get their hands on W.
- Then we could even let Bin Laden or Saddam be head of the U.N. Just think! I mean, there is plenty of room for mass graves in the Dakotas and of course the
Grand Canyon. Let me do the math...since Saddam only is estimated to have killed 1 out of every 22 of his countrymen...and Bin Laden is capable of killing thousands more...then add the free terrorists roaming and a few of the diseased illegal aliens who can help spread plague...hmmm I'd say we would have dramatically cut the population and thus the "energy crisis" and supposed "global warming" problems in half or better! That is as long as Bin Laden and the terrorist don't use too many bombs or Saddam doesn't get a new "Chemical Ali" to randomly drop deadly chemicals when the Non-extremists try to defend their right to religious expression. I think that as long as he lets the terrorists do the throat cutting instead, then that would be better for the trees and such.
-College expenses would greatly decrease for families since women would no longer be allowed to go to college.
-All female
Hollywood “stars” would be forced to ditch the whorish look and instead wear face-covering garments to keep them looking decent…Imagine the new “trends”!
-Abercrombie and Fitch would be replaced by: Burka-jihad and Towel
-Toys R’ Us will be bought out by “Bombs Or Bust”
-All knife stores will remain, but most sales will consist of large blunt “beheading machetes”.
- We can also build some “Muslim Burgeur Kings” like
France...that's a nice touch.
- Come on…Say it with me, “One World, under Mohammad, religiously divisible, with tyranny from and justice for radical Musslims”.
***side note: Most college Professors would still be able to teach same curriculum***
-The ACLU would change its name to Anti-Christ Communist Leadership Union because they would now feel free to show their true red colors. As millions died they would preach sensitivity and tolerance for our “new citizens” (illegals), terrorists would be called “religious expressionists”, and they would want us to understand that “disease is normal” and that we need to accept Malaria with open arms, and the only thing they would have to stop pushing for would be the legalization of gay marriage, because believe it or not, Muhammad punishes those same sex actions with death.
-I’m sure Bin Laden and Saddam would make 9/11 a United Nations of America holiday.
Old American flags would be burned by the terrorists and college professors alike!
To sum it up:
What many liberals will like:
- It will appear that religion has vanished all together, except for Muslim beliefs which they seem to hold in high regard anyway.
- Taxes will be raised to record numbers in order to take care of the illegals and the diseased.
- Government will have unlimited power.
- Not only will we be following the U.N.’s every word…we will BE the U.N.
- Ward Churchill will be able to hang out with terrorists and have a good time talking politics.
- No more re-counts, heck! No more voting.
Won’t like:
- The whole abortion issue will come around 360 degrees to bite them in the ass:
- Abortion will only be strongly encouraged (if The baby is a girl)
- “post-birth” abortion will be legalized, especially if the child turns out to be a homosexual.
- Womens rights will cease to exist
- Gun control along with the new issues: bomb control and knife control will be impossible to manage.
- The Death penalty will occur countless times every day, even without a fair trial.
- The liberals wouldn’t be able to threaten “I am leaving to another country if Saddam/Bin Laden gets re-elected.”
- NO more hippy protests L
If you want to write satire, try to be a bit clever. This is just dumb.
Also, can you please just come out and say what it is that you hate about islam and lay it out there for us. I'll get you started, and I speak quite honestly pointing to the them of a thesis i wrote. I think that the classical system of Islamic Law is the best political system to ever be introduced to this world.
one nation under muhammed? saws. extremists, especially wahabiists, deemphasize his importance
Burka-jihad and Towel?
jihad isnt a garment. keep with the theme, call it burka-niqba and ghutra. you lack creativity. and common sense. and an understanding of what you talk about. and your writing is bubble gum. the themes you write about are pointless. Terrorists make me sick! poor attempts at pointless satire! 'liberal' attacks! poor people don't have it so bad! i hate terrorists! down with commis! way to contribute to progressive discourse. it isnt your politics that i have a problem with, although i'm not quite sure what your politics are other than you are against stuff like infanticide. why not engage in discourse that has some ounce of meaning instead of ranting about stuff with no purpose.
the closest you came was your rich poor thing. but here, what was the point of that? to forget about poverty? to not care about poverty? to to label poverty as a myth? you can introduce conservative ideas and still be extremely progressive. you choose not to, and i'm not sure why you post here
i'm not sure why you are breathing ;)
I hope you can get a discount on brown shirts somewhere.