In preparation for this blog I ran a little experiment on my friends and classmates… I went up to each of them randomly and said “Did you hear about Britney?” Even though our school is home to over a dozen girls with a variation of the name “Britney” everyone’s instant response was “Britney Spears?” or “Is she back in rehab?” and basically any other statement that anyone can possibly think of relative to this young celebrity. The point I ended up proving was that no matter who you are, who you hang out with or what kind of clothes you wear… you know who I’m talking about when I mention “Britney!”
She at a very young age defined CELEBRITY, she is a true diva, a true personality, and agree with me or not… she is already a legend!
Let me break it down for you: over 83 million records sold, nicknamed the “Princess of Pop,” Recording Industry Association of America dubbed her the 8th best selling female artist in American history, six Billboard Music Awards, two Grammy nominations, seven “Number One” hits WORLDWIDE! Eight Cameo appearances on hit TV shows since 1999, the famous “55 hour marriage,” two kids… equal amount of divorces… and a BUTT LOAD of notable paparazzi encounters!!! Sigh. Good stuff!
When it comes to Britney Spears there’s always something to talk about… Rehab, partying, violent encounters with the paparazzo scum, custody battles, the oooo sooo BALD BRITNEY DO, Bipolar Speculations… DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!!!
Here’s where you come in… is Britney Spears crazy? Is she judged simply for being “Britney”?!?! Do you sympathize or despise?!?! Make up your mind and share it with the world!!! Now it’s your turn! Did I get something wrong? Love Britney? Hate Britney? Noticed something cool about Britney? Met Britney at one point in time? GO AHEAD AND SHARE IT!!! Because here… WE’RE ALL ABOUT BRITNEY!!!
I’d like to end this BLOGTASTIC BLOG with an excerpt from a song… sung by the GREAT BRITNEY herself:
"I’m Miss Bad Media Karma,
another day, another drama
Guess I can’t see no harm
in workin’ and bein’ a mama
And with a kid on my arm,
I’m still an exceptional earner
And You want a piece of me
I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous
(you want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney’s shameless!’
(you want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, Extra! This just in’
(you want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too big, now she’s too thin’
(you want a piece of me?)
I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’,
[you] tryin’ to piss me off?
Well get in line with the paparazzi,
whose flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to startin’ havoc
And end up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
I’m Mrs. Most Likely to Get on the TV for trippin’ on the streets
When getting the groceries, no, for real, are you kidding me?
No wonder there's Panic in the industry,
I mean, please,
do you want a piece of me?”
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everyone loves brittny spears..
shes rockstar, crazy or not i still jam to her music,
The past is the past, you can not change it. So don't dwell in your mistakes, Pick up the pieces, and instead learn from your downfall.
I never knew Britney was soooo progressive. Omg.
The Once-ler: Well, what do you want? I should shut down my factory, fire a hundred-thousand workers? Is that good economics, is that sound for the country?
Well that was a ...peculiar blog entry to say the least.
I do not love Britney. I think this whole ongoing war between her and the papparrazzi and info-hungry fans is just worsening whatever condition she has. If there wasn't another news segment on the girl I think I'd feel just fine. I don't like the emphasis people place on celebrity. It's just so unhealthy.
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