If my proverbial math is correct, this should or should not give you some insight as to who will be sworn into the elliptical office come January 2009.
So, I couldn't think of another word besides NUTshell, but Mr. Huckabee will just have to deal with my word choice. Nevertheless, in a nutshell I just want to summarize our candidates a little bit:
Just for kicks...
1. Mike Huckabee - A Homoxenephobic.
And in this corner...
2. Sen. John McCain - A POW and excellent cook. In fact, he is credited with creating ALL of the recipes in Martha Stewart's soon-to-be-released cookbook titled, "Pumpkin Soup For The Prisoner's Soul: And Other Recipes". Also, an introvert as he is very much used to solitary confinement.
The *insert politically correct demographic title here* Man...
3. Sen. Barack Obama - No description necessary.
The Woman...
4. Sen. Hillary Clinton - No description necessary.
So, again, in a nutshe--excuse me--in synopsis, were looking at a popularity contest wherein the result will be decided based upon the choices of ignorant voters. This ultimately leaves us with one of the two Democratic candidates as our president. After all, what's a popularity contest anyway? Heck, what do you care about the skills they claim they have, or what they claim to be.
You want a Democrat? So, what that make you? Good?
