Extenze Your Intelligence

If you aren't familiar with the Extenze Male Enhancement commercial, don't bother reading... you suck at life.

REAL SKIT
Woman: What you doing?
Man: I'm ordering a male enhancement product called Extenze.
Woman: Male enhancement? You mean like building more muscles?
Man: Noooo! (exasperated) Male 'enhancement'.
Woman: Oooh, does that really work? (dumb smile)

REALISTIC SKIT
Woman: What are you doing?
Man: I'm ordering this thing to make my dick bigger.
Woman: I didn't know they were making miracle pills.
Man: What?
Woman: Well, it'd be a miracle for that tiny noodle you got to get any bigger.
(Man cracks woman across the face and 'takes this shit')

REALISTIC SKIT v.2
Woman: What are you doing?
Man: I'm ordering a male enhancement product called Extenze.
Woman: Male enhancement? You mean like building more muscles?
Man: Noooo! (exasperated) Male 'enhancement'.
Woman: Growing more facial hair?
Man: No... enhancement.
Woman: Some kind of steroid?
Man: Male enhancement, honey. It'll be good for both of us.
Woman: ...
Man: It'll make my dick bigger, okay?
Woman: Ha, that's a scam.

/skit variations

This whole commercial is a joke. They even claim to have a real doctor who has "personally researched the formula" named Dr. Stein, founder of the Stein Medical Institute. Jesus, Sanford and Sons! You'd think they'd be a little more creative with the name. Stein? So that covers about 60% of doctors' last part of their names... Einstein, Frankenstein, Goldstein, Silverstein, Springstein. And how obvious do they have to make it that he's reading from a teleprompter?

Also, I can't stand that other woman who says what it does too...
"Extenze is a new drug that can increase that 'certain part' of the male body."
When she says "certain part" she has this look on her face like, "Oooo, I wanna get fucked!" Fucking whore.

Oh my God, and God forbid you wake up to that informercial for Extenze. If I were in Hell, that'd be on the TV, and I wouldn't be able to turn it off or change the channel.
"Hey, wanna watch the Extenze informercial?"
"Nah, I'm gonna go in the kitchen and stick my tongue in a blender instead."

Seriously, fifteen minutes of that, and you'll have red, bloody walls in the room from bashing your head into them for the last five.

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