HELP!!!!

The USA's downfall can all be tracked to one point in history. Do you remember when the lady sued McDonald's when she spilled HOT coffee in her lap. "I didn't know it was hot??", Come on. Because of her, frivolous lawsuits have become America's forte. Every manual has doubled in size due to adding things like don't stick your hand in the fryer. If that wasn't in there, some goon would sue. "I didn't know I wasn't supposed to stick my hand in the fryer." Good lord. Help us all. Have you seen some of the warning labels? "Don't drink laundry soap" "Bathing with a toaster will hurt you." "Hot chocolate will be hot to the touch after you heat it up." What is wrong with this? People trying to make a quick buck. People, not knowing basic grammar, blaming America? It's not America's fault. A piece of land, a theory of one-ness, love of your own country. This things can't dumb down our children. These things can't make people dumb enough to ruin it for everyone. Because "you" have decided to make a quick buck by suing Wendy's because the Baconater made you fat, "You" have made me sit through 15 minutes worth of Ethics in Accounting. What do I learn in Ethics? Not to steal money or cook the books. Wow. What do I suggest? STOP BEING GREEDY AND STUPID! Look at that, I solved that problem. That wasn't too bad, was it?

totally agree - Bill Engvall does a routine on this. "If hemorrhoid cream labels didn't have "don't put on mouth" on the label, you know some freak would do it!" very funny!

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